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Title: If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famously erudite (comic) scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.

  • If you're not familiar with the work of Steven
    Wright, he's the famously erudite (comic)
    scientist who once said"I woke up one morning,
    and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced
    by exact duplicates. His mind sees things
    differently than most of us do. Here are some of
    his gems.
  • Half the people you know are below average.
  • 99 of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • 82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

  1. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
  2. If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up
    with the rain.
  3. All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my

  • Dvarim ??????????
  • (Deuteronomy) 1.29-32, 34-35
  • (from) Dvarim / Words ??????????

  1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
  2. His faithfulness in drudgery or dread.

Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.29
Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.30
???? ADONI
Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.31a
???? ADONI
Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.31b
Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.32
???? ADONI
Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.34
???? ADONI
Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.35
  • 603,550 men according to the first census, plus
    wives and children.
  • 601,730 38 years later, at the second census
  • 5,000,000 people.
  • 40 years 5,000,000/40 125,000 deaths/year
  • 343 deaths per day, all around the camp. 343
    daily funerals.

  • Thillim/Ps 90.7-12 For we are destroyed by your
    anger, overwhelmed by your wrath. You have placed
    our faults before you, our secret sins in the
    full light of your presence. All our days ebb
    away under your wrath our years die away like a
    sigh. The span of our life is seventy years, or
    if we are strong, eighty yet at best it is toil
    and sorrow, over in a moment, and then we are

  • Thillim/Ps 90.7-13  Who grasps the power of your
    anger and wrath to the degree that the fear due
    you should inspire?  So teach us to count our
    days, so that we will become wise. Return, ADONI!
    How long must it go on? Take pity on your




  • Yeshayahu/Is. 42.4 NIV He will not falter or be
    discouraged till he establishes justice on earth.
    In his Torah the islands will put their hope."
  • Mtt.11.12 From the time of Yokhanan the Immerser
    until now, the Kingdom of Heaven has been
    suffering violence yes, violent ones are trying
    to snatch it away. 
  • Phil. 4.13 I can do all things through him who
    gives me power.

  • Thillim/Ps 90.14-17   Fill us at daybreak with
    your love, so that we can sing for joy as long as
    we live. Let our joy last as long as the time you
    made us suffer, for as many years as we
    experienced trouble. Show your deeds to your
    servants and your glory to their children. 

  • Thillim/Ps 90.13-17  May the favor of Adonai our
    God be on us, prosper for us all the work that we
    do -yes, prosper the work that we do.

  • Tikkun ????????
  • soul correction, lot in life
  • Ro 8.28
  • Everything in life you dont like, commit to the
    truth, This is my Tikkun ????????, my love gift
    from King Messiah.

  • Levels of living faith.
  • ???????? Emunah
  • faith, trust, confidence
  • Active faith.

  1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
  2. His faithfulness in drudgery or dread.

Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.29
Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.30
  • ????

  • July 8 the IDF launched Operation Protective Edge
    ??? ???? to stop Hamas and other Islamist
    terrorists from attacking Israeli population
    centers by unprovoked rocket fire. Once
    Protective Edge began, Israeli forces were
    stunned to find the extend of Hamas underdround
    city. Last week, during one of the major tunnel
    discoveries, an excavation revealed plans for an
    organized attack against Israel. 

  • IDF uniforms were found in the tunnel as well as
    operation plans, weapons and detailed maps of
    Israeli communities. Later when 24 terrorists
    were apprehended, interrogation one of the
    prisoners revealed the rest of the details.  Here
    is what was revealed

  •  For twelve years we have been building these
    tunnels and waiting for the right moment, when we
    were trained and ready. We decided that the time
    would be this year on Rosh Hashana, 2014. We
    chose Rosh Hashana because most of the soldiers
    get leave to go home and there arent a lot on
    guard duty, and its a two day holiday. All of
    Hamas would go through the tunnels weve built
    over twelve years and capture Israel.

  • In every tunnel wed send two, three dozen armed
    terrorists and kidnap civilians, women, children
    and bring them back to Gaza through the tunnels.
    And then Israel couldnt bomb the tunnels because
    of all the Israeli civilians inside them. And in
    this way we would occupy the entire country and
    rule Israel and kill all the Zionists. For years
    we were planning this and it was going to happen
    in two months. Your attacks on Gaza destroyed our

  • As per the Hamas documents, on Rosh Hashanah of
    this year (starting September 24), up to 200
    Hamas gunmen were to pour out of each of the
    dozens upon dozens of terror tunnels, many of
    which we now know exit inside or very near to
    Israeli civilian communities.
  • In fact, many of the tunnels uncovered over the
    past week were found to contain holding rooms
    where presumably Hamas intended to hide kidnapped





Hamas propaganda animation

  • Ps 33.10 ADONI brings to nothing the plans of
    nations, he foils the plans of the peoples.
  • Mishlei/Prov 19.21 One can devise many plans in
    one's mind, but ADONI's plan will prevail. 
  • This was a MAJOR near disaster, like Purim, or
    Hanukkah, or Passover.

  1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
  2. His faithfulness in drudgery or dread.

  • Thillim/Ps 37.3-9 Don't be upset by evildoers or
    envious of those who do wrong,  for soon they
    will wither like grass and fade like the green in
    the fields.  Trust in ADONI, and do good settle
    in the land, and feed on faithfulness.  Then you
    will delight yourself in ADONI, and he will give
    you your heart's desire. Commit your way to
    ADONI trust in him, and he will act. 

  • Thillim/Ps 37.3-9  He will make your vindication
    shine forth like light, the justice of your cause
    like the noonday sun. Be still before ADONI wait
    patiently till he comes. Don't be upset by those
    whose way succeeds because of their wicked
    plans. Stop being angry, put aside rage, and
    don't be upset - it leads to evil. For evildoers
    will be cut off, but those hoping in ADONI will
    inherit the land.

  1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
  2. His faithfulness in drudgery or dread.

  • I observed the hand of G-d today with my own
    eyes. Now I know FOR SURE that there is a G-d!!
    No one told it to me...I didn't hear it from
    someone else...I saw this happen with my own
    eyes. I am an integral part of the iron dome
    operation. What we do here is an exact science
    and I cannot give many details of what we do.

  • The other day we knew that a missile was headed
    directly for Tel Aviv...aimed at one of the 3 big
    towers, a shopping center in the middle of the
    city. We sent up one missile to intercept it, and
    we missed. We sent a second one, and we missed.
    We sent a third one to intercept...and we missed.

Azrieli HaShalom Center, Tel Aviv
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  • Something even remotely like this has only
    happened other other time ever that I am aware
    of. We are very exact and very good at what we
    do. We do not miss. So to miss 3 times is not

  • By this time, disaster was eminent. We alerted
    all of the emergency crews within and around Tel
    Aviv to evacuate, but by this time there was
    little that could be done. Their missile was only
    minutes from detonation. We began the procedure
    of sending off one final missile to try and
    intercept it just before it came down, but we
    knew that casualties would still be imminent. But
    all of a sudden,

  • as we were scrambling to do anything and
    everything we could to save Tel Aviv, all of a
    sudden OUT OF NOWHERE came up a huge wind... and
    blew the missile from over Tel Aviv all the way
    into the Sea and dropped it off exactly safely
    into the water where no one was injured!!! You
    must understand ...there was NO WIND...and then
    there was A HUGE WIND.

  • It was nothing other than the hand of Gd!! I saw
    it with my very own eyes!!! The wind was not
    there before and it was not there after.

  • It didn't come from somewhere, it came from
    NOWHERE. And after it moved the missile to the
    sea, it disappeared! So, after seeing this, I can
    no longer deny the existence of Gd. I put tfellin
    on right after this, and I took upon myself to
    keep Shabbat. Yesterday was my first Shabbat to
    keep and it was the best Shabbat of my life."

  1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
  2. His faithfulness in drudgery or dread.

  • Jewish people are commanded to remember things.
    Our recorded history in the Bible helps us to
    remember the highlights and the low points. The
    prophet Zechariahs name means ADONI remembers.
    God asks, How can I forget you, O Israel? I will
    never forget you! (Isaiah 4915 Hosea 11 8).

  • The psalmist swears to God and asks for his right
    hand of livelihood to be cursed if he does not
    remember Jerusalem and prioritize her above his
    own greatest joy (Psalm 1375-6). He then asks
    Adoni to remember the hatred and cold-heartedness
    that Edom exhibited when they fought against
    Israel and cursed her (Psalm 1377).
  • Therefore Tisha BAv REMEMBER and pray for no
    more disasters.

  • Nissan
  • Iyar
  • Sivan
  • Tammuz
  • Av  fast of the fifth month
  • Elul
  • Tishri
  • Kheshvan
  • Kislev
  • Tevet
  • Shevat
  • Adar I
  • Adar Beit

  • Zekh 7.3-5 They inquired of the cohanim of the
    house of ADONI-Tzva'ot and the prophets, "Should
    we go into mourning and abstain from pleasure
    during the fifth month, as we have been doing for
    all these years?" It was then that this message
    came to me from ADONI-Tzva'ot "Speak to all the
    people of the land and to the cohanim. Tell them,
    You fasted and mourned in the fifthmonth

  • Mishnah (Taanit 46), five specific events
    occurred on the ninth of Av that warrant fasting
  • The twelve spies sent by Moses to observe the
    land of Canaan returned from their mission. Ten
    spoke disparagingly about the land. The majority
    report caused Israel to panic and despair.

  •  Mishnah (Taanit 46
  • The First Temple built by King Solomon and
    the Kingdom of Judah was destroyed by
    the Babylonians led by Nebuchadnezzar in 587
    BCE  and the Judeans were sent into
    the Babylonian exile. 
  • The Second Temple was destroyed by the Romans in
    August 70 CE commencing the Jewish exile from the
    Holy Land.

  • The Romans crushed Bar Kokhba's revolt and
    destroyed the city of Betar, killing over 100,000
    Jews, on July 8, 132 CE
  • Following the Bar Kokhba revolt, Roman commander
    Turnus Rufus plowed the site of the Temple and
    the surrounding area, in 133 CE.

  • 6. The episode of the Golden calf (17th of
    Tammuz) in which the Hebrews, after their exodus
    from Egypt, reintroduced idolatry as a form of
  • 7. The First Crusade officially commenced on
    August 15, 1096 4856), killing 10,000 Jews in
    its first month and destroying Jewish communities
    in France and the Rhineland. A grand total of 1.2
    million Jews were killed by this crusade that
    started on the 9th of Av.

  • 8. The Jews expelled from England on July 18,
  • 9. The Jews were expelled from France on July
  • 10. The Jews expelled from Spain on July 31, 1492
    / 5252).
  • 11. Germany entered World War I on August 12,
    1914 5674), which caused massive upheaval in
    European Jewry aftermath led to the Holocaust.

  • Julius Streicher (February 12, 1885  October
    16, 1946) was a prominent Nazi prior to and
    during World War II. He was the publisher of the
    Nazi Der Stürmer newspaper, which was to become a
    part of the Nazi propaganda machine. After the
    war, he was convicted of crimes against humanity
    and executed.

(when asked to state his name) You know my
name well. Julius Streicher! (to the
hangman) Purim festival, 1946! 
  • The IDFs discovery of Hamass Rosh Hashana plot
    was the last straw for any Israeli leftists still
    harboring fantasies about picking up our marbles
    and going home. Hamass plan to use its tunnels
    to send hundreds of terrorists into multiple
    Israeli border communities and carry out a
    massacre of unprecedented scope, with the
    abduction of hostages to Gaza, was the rude
    awakening the Left had avoided since it pushed
    for Israels 2005 withdrawal from Gaza.

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  • But then the telephone rang. And Obama told
    Netanyahu that Israel must lose. He wants an
    unconditional humanitarian cease-fire that will
    lead to a permanent one.And he wants it now.And
    by the way, the eventual terms of that cease-fire
    must include opening Hamas-controlled Gazas
    borders with Egypt and Israel and ending Israels
    maritime blockade of the Gaza coast.

  • Obama stepped in and dropped his bombshell,
    suggesting that hed only press the issue of
    Gazas disarmament in the context of a final
    status peace agreement between Israel and the
    Palestinian Authority.  

  • Gaza was supposed to be totally demilitarized.
    That is a Palestinian commitment signed on the
    White House lawn 20 years ago, Yuval Steinitz
    told CNN, noting that former President Bill
    Clinton and those involved at the time all
    recognized the necessity of disarming Gaza as a
    fundamental step toward peace.

  • That Obama is now using, and allowing the
    Palestinian Authority to use the militarization
    of Gaza as leverage against Israel is further
    proof to many Israelis that the American
    government cannot be trusted to honor or
    guarantee any agreement signed by the Jewish

  • This came from a friend of mine in Israel.
    Michael Wolf
  • We went into Shujaiya, to discover and destroy
    the Hamas terrorist tunnels. We discovered there
    an entire underground city, with multi-shaft,
    wide tunnels, with Wi-Fi air-conditioning
    systems, concrete walls, and stocked to the
    ceiling with weapons and explosives. Some of the
    tunnels are so wide, that they can ride back and
    forwards on Vespa-type scooters. And then came
    the worst!


  • The Hamas fighters started sending towards us
    13- and 14-year-old Palestinian children, running
    at us, wearing explosive-laden suicide-bomber
    belts!! Those children were death-trapped, and
    became human bombs, by the communitys adults!!
    We were trained to fight adult soldiers or any
    other skilled adults, enabling us to defend our
    families and countrymen.

  • But this?? We had no other option but, in
    self-defense, to shoot them at as far a range
    from us as we could, before the responsible
    adult that sent them used his mobile phone to
    detonate the belts, and kill us. One of the
    injured soldiers ended up by saying, I do not
    know if Ill ever be able to sleep again the
    pictures of those poor children, killed by my
    gun, will probably never leave me!

  •  a quote of many years ago by Golda Meir, one of
    Israel's early leaders, which might have been
    said yesterday.
  • "We can forgive the Arabs for killing our
    children," she said. "But we can never forgive
    them for forcing us to kill their children."

  • Since July 8, when the IDF launched Operation
    Protective Edge to stop Hamas and other Islamist
    terrorists from attacking Israeli population
    centers, a wave of antisemitism has overtaken
  • Jews are pigs, protesters in Berlin shouted.

  • In the Parisian suburb of Sarcelles nicknamed
    Little Jerusalem for its large community of
    Sephardic Jews, dozens of youths raided shops and
    wrecked a funeral home as nearby protesters
    shouted profanity against Israel. Others raided a
    drugstore that caught fire.

  • Hours ago, antisemitic phrases were spray painted
    all over the Italian capital city of Rome,
    including Jews, the end is near, and more, all
    related to the situation in Gaza.
  • Benjamin Albalas, president of the Jewish
    community of Greece, said delegitimization of the
    State of Israel was a first step toward the
    intimidation of the Jews right to live in their
    own home countries. (Jerusalem Post) 

  1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
  2. His faithfulness in drudger or dread.

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?????? Kadesh (The Sanctification)
  • Public Domain

  • Magnified and sanctified
  • be His great name
  • in the world
  • which He has created
  • according to His will.
  • May He establish His kingdom during your life and
  • during your days,

  • and cause His salvation to sprout, and bring near
    His Messiah, during the life of all the house of
  • even speedily and at a near time.
  • And all say, "A-mayn."

  • Let His great name be blessed forever and to all
  • Ee-yov Job 121, Dan 220, Tehillim 1132
  • Blessed, praised, and glorified, exalted,
    extolled, and honored, magnified, and lauded
  • be the name of the Holy One,
  • blessed be He

  • though He be high above all the blessings and
  • praises and consolations,
  • which are uttered in the world
  • and all say, "A-mayn."

  • May there be abundant
  • peace from heaven,
  • and a happy life for us
  • and for all Israel
  • and all say, "A-mayn."

  • He who makes peace
  • in His high places,
  • Ee-yov Job 252
  • may He in His mercy
  • make peace for us
  • and for all Israel
  • and all say, "A-mayn."

  • ??????????? Yeet-ga-dal
  • ????????????? V'yeet-ka-dash
  • ??????? ??????. Sh'mayh ra-ba.
  • Y'khezkel 3823, Ee-yov Job 121

  • ?????????? ???? ????? ???????????,
  • B'al-ma dee v'ra kheer-u-tayh
  • ??????????? ???????????
  • V'yam-leekh mal-khu-tayh

  • ????????? ????????????
  • V'yats-makh pur-ka-neh
  • ?????????? ?????????
  • Veey-ka-rayv M'shee-khay
  • ????????????? ??????????????
  • B'khi-yay-khon uv-yo-may-khon

  • ?????????? ????? ????? ??????????.
  • uv-khi-yay d'khawl bayt Yees-ra-ayl
  • ?????????? ????????? ??????
  • B'ah-ga-la u-veez-man ka-reev
  • Congregation
  • ????????? ????? V'eem-ru a-mayn

  • ????? ??????? ?????? ????????
  • ??????? ??????????? ?????????? ???????????...
  • Y'hay sh'may ra-ba m'va-rakh
  • Ee-yov Job 252, Dan 220
  • L'a-lam ul-al-may al-may-a.
  • Yeet ba-rakh.

  • Leader
  • ??????????? ??????????????,
  • Yeet-bar-akh v'yeesh-ta-bakh
  • ???????????? ???????????? ?????????????
  • V'yeet-pa-ar v'yeet-ro-mam
  • V'yeet-na-say

  • ???????????? ???????????? ????????????
  • v'yeet-ha-dar
  • V'yeet-a-lay v'yeet-ha-lal
  • ??????? ???????????
  • Sh'may d'kud'sha
  • Congregation
  • ???????? ???? B'reekh hu

  • Leader
  • ???????? ?????? ??????????
  • L'ay-lah mee-kawl beer-kha-ta
  • ???????????,
  • V'shee-ra-ta

  • ?????????????? ???????????,
  • Tush-b'kha-ta v'neh-kheh-ma-tah
  • ??????????? ??????????,
  • Da-a-mee-ran b'al-ma
  • ????????? ?????
  • V'eem'ru a-mayn

  • ????? ???????? ?????? ??? ?????????
  • Y'hay sh'la-ma ra-ba meen shmi-ya
  • ????????? ???????? ????? ???? ??????????,
  • ????????? ?????
  • v'khi-yeem a-lay-nu v'al kawl
  • Yees-ra-ayl, v'eem'ru a-mayn.

????? ???????Oseh shalom(Make Peace)
  • Public Domain
  • Based on Ee-yov Job 252

  • ????? ??????? ????????????
  • ???? ???????? ???????? ????????
  • O-seh sha-lom beem-ro-mav
  • Hu ya-a-seh sha-lom a-lay-nu
  • ????? ???? ??????????, ?????????, ?????????
  • V'al kawl Yis-ra-el, V'eem-ru,
  • V'eem-ru, A-mayn repeat

  • ???????? ????????, ???????? ????????
  • Ya-a-seh sha-lom. (x2)
  • ???????? ???????? ????? ???? ??????????
  • Sha-lom a-lay-nu,
  • V'al kawl Yis-ra-el
  • repeat all
  • May He Who makes peace in the heavenlies (Eph.
    4 10)
  • Make peace for us, and for all Israel. (Matt. 16

  • ????? ??????? ????????????
  • ???? ???????? ???????? ????????
  • O-seh sha-lom beem-ro-mav
  • Hu ya-a-seh sha-lom a-lay-nu
  • ????? ???? ??????????, ?????????, ?????????
  • V'al kawl Yis-ra-el, V'eem-ru,
  • V'eem-ru, A-mayn repeat

  • Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
  • His faithfulness in drudger or dread.
  • 2nd Lt. Hadar Goldin
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