If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famously erudite (comic) scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.

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• If you're not familiar with the work of Steven
  Wright, he's the famously erudite (comic)
  scientist who once said"I woke up one morning,
  and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced
  by exact duplicates. His mind sees things
  differently than most of us do. Here are some of
  his gems.
• Half the people you know are below average.
• 99 of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• 82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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1. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
   memory.
2. If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up
   with the rain.
3. All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my
   hand.

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• Dvarim ??????????
• (Deuteronomy) 1.29-32, 34-35
• (from) Dvarim / Words ??????????

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1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
2. His faithfulness in drudgery or dread.

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Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.29
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Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.30
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Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.31a
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Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.31b
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Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.32
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Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.34
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Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.35
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• 603,550 men according to the first census, plus
  wives and children.
• 601,730 38 years later, at the second census
• 5,000,000 people.
• 40 years 5,000,000/40 125,000 deaths/year
• 343 deaths per day, all around the camp. 343
  daily funerals.

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• Thillim/Ps 90.7-12 For we are destroyed by your
  anger, overwhelmed by your wrath. You have placed
  our faults before you, our secret sins in the
  full light of your presence. All our days ebb
  away under your wrath our years die away like a
  sigh. The span of our life is seventy years, or
  if we are strong, eighty yet at best it is toil
  and sorrow, over in a moment, and then we are
  gone. 

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• Thillim/Ps 90.7-13  Who grasps the power of your
  anger and wrath to the degree that the fear due
  you should inspire?  So teach us to count our
  days, so that we will become wise. Return, ADONI!
  How long must it go on? Take pity on your
  servants! 

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• Yeshayahu/Is. 42.4 NIV He will not falter or be
  discouraged till he establishes justice on earth.
  In his Torah the islands will put their hope."
• Mtt.11.12 From the time of Yokhanan the Immerser
  until now, the Kingdom of Heaven has been
  suffering violence yes, violent ones are trying
  to snatch it away. 
• Phil. 4.13 I can do all things through him who
  gives me power.

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• Thillim/Ps 90.14-17   Fill us at daybreak with
  your love, so that we can sing for joy as long as
  we live. Let our joy last as long as the time you
  made us suffer, for as many years as we
  experienced trouble. Show your deeds to your
  servants and your glory to their children. 

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• Thillim/Ps 90.13-17  May the favor of Adonai our
  God be on us, prosper for us all the work that we
  do -yes, prosper the work that we do.

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• Tikkun ????????
• soul correction, lot in life
• Ro 8.28
• Everything in life you dont like, commit to the
  truth, This is my Tikkun ????????, my love gift
  from King Messiah.

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• Levels of living faith.
• ???????? Emunah
• faith, trust, confidence
• Active faith.

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1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
2. His faithfulness in drudgery or dread.

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Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.29
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Dvarim (Deuteronomy) 1.30

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• ADONI

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• July 8 the IDF launched Operation Protective Edge
  ??? ???? to stop Hamas and other Islamist
  terrorists from attacking Israeli population
  centers by unprovoked rocket fire. Once
  Protective Edge began, Israeli forces were
  stunned to find the extend of Hamas underdround
  city. Last week, during one of the major tunnel
  discoveries, an excavation revealed plans for an
  organized attack against Israel. 

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• IDF uniforms were found in the tunnel as well as
  operation plans, weapons and detailed maps of
  Israeli communities. Later when 24 terrorists
  were apprehended, interrogation one of the
  prisoners revealed the rest of the details.  Here
  is what was revealed
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•  For twelve years we have been building these
  tunnels and waiting for the right moment, when we
  were trained and ready. We decided that the time
  would be this year on Rosh Hashana, 2014. We
  chose Rosh Hashana because most of the soldiers
  get leave to go home and there arent a lot on
  guard duty, and its a two day holiday. All of
  Hamas would go through the tunnels weve built
  over twelve years and capture Israel.

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• In every tunnel wed send two, three dozen armed
  terrorists and kidnap civilians, women, children
  and bring them back to Gaza through the tunnels.
  And then Israel couldnt bomb the tunnels because
  of all the Israeli civilians inside them. And in
  this way we would occupy the entire country and
  rule Israel and kill all the Zionists. For years
  we were planning this and it was going to happen
  in two months. Your attacks on Gaza destroyed our
  plans. 

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• As per the Hamas documents, on Rosh Hashanah of
  this year (starting September 24), up to 200
  Hamas gunmen were to pour out of each of the
  dozens upon dozens of terror tunnels, many of
  which we now know exit inside or very near to
  Israeli civilian communities.
• In fact, many of the tunnels uncovered over the
  past week were found to contain holding rooms
  where presumably Hamas intended to hide kidnapped
  Israelis.

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• Ps 33.10 ADONI brings to nothing the plans of
  nations, he foils the plans of the peoples.
• Mishlei/Prov 19.21 One can devise many plans in
  one's mind, but ADONI's plan will prevail. 
• This was a MAJOR near disaster, like Purim, or
  Hanukkah, or Passover.

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1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
2. His faithfulness in drudgery or dread.

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• Thillim/Ps 37.3-9 Don't be upset by evildoers or
  envious of those who do wrong,  for soon they
  will wither like grass and fade like the green in
  the fields.  Trust in ADONI, and do good settle
  in the land, and feed on faithfulness.  Then you
  will delight yourself in ADONI, and he will give
  you your heart's desire. Commit your way to
  ADONI trust in him, and he will act. 

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• Thillim/Ps 37.3-9  He will make your vindication
  shine forth like light, the justice of your cause
  like the noonday sun. Be still before ADONI wait
  patiently till he comes. Don't be upset by those
  whose way succeeds because of their wicked
  plans. Stop being angry, put aside rage, and
  don't be upset - it leads to evil. For evildoers
  will be cut off, but those hoping in ADONI will
  inherit the land.

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1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
2. His faithfulness in drudgery or dread.

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• I observed the hand of G-d today with my own
  eyes. Now I know FOR SURE that there is a G-d!!
  No one told it to me...I didn't hear it from
  someone else...I saw this happen with my own
  eyes. I am an integral part of the iron dome
  operation. What we do here is an exact science
  and I cannot give many details of what we do.

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• The other day we knew that a missile was headed
  directly for Tel Aviv...aimed at one of the 3 big
  towers, a shopping center in the middle of the
  city. We sent up one missile to intercept it, and
  we missed. We sent a second one, and we missed.
  We sent a third one to intercept...and we missed.

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Azrieli HaShalom Center, Tel Aviv
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• Something even remotely like this has only
  happened other other time ever that I am aware
  of. We are very exact and very good at what we
  do. We do not miss. So to miss 3 times is not
  possible.

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• By this time, disaster was eminent. We alerted
  all of the emergency crews within and around Tel
  Aviv to evacuate, but by this time there was
  little that could be done. Their missile was only
  minutes from detonation. We began the procedure
  of sending off one final missile to try and
  intercept it just before it came down, but we
  knew that casualties would still be imminent. But
  all of a sudden,

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• as we were scrambling to do anything and
  everything we could to save Tel Aviv, all of a
  sudden OUT OF NOWHERE came up a huge wind... and
  blew the missile from over Tel Aviv all the way
  into the Sea and dropped it off exactly safely
  into the water where no one was injured!!! You
  must understand ...there was NO WIND...and then
  there was A HUGE WIND.

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• It was nothing other than the hand of Gd!! I saw
  it with my very own eyes!!! The wind was not
  there before and it was not there after.

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• It didn't come from somewhere, it came from
  NOWHERE. And after it moved the missile to the
  sea, it disappeared! So, after seeing this, I can
  no longer deny the existence of Gd. I put tfellin
  on right after this, and I took upon myself to
  keep Shabbat. Yesterday was my first Shabbat to
  keep and it was the best Shabbat of my life."

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1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
2. His faithfulness in drudgery or dread.

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• Jewish people are commanded to remember things.
  Our recorded history in the Bible helps us to
  remember the highlights and the low points. The
  prophet Zechariahs name means ADONI remembers.
  God asks, How can I forget you, O Israel? I will
  never forget you! (Isaiah 4915 Hosea 11 8).

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• The psalmist swears to God and asks for his right
  hand of livelihood to be cursed if he does not
  remember Jerusalem and prioritize her above his
  own greatest joy (Psalm 1375-6). He then asks
  Adoni to remember the hatred and cold-heartedness
  that Edom exhibited when they fought against
  Israel and cursed her (Psalm 1377).
• Therefore Tisha BAv REMEMBER and pray for no
  more disasters.

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• Nissan
• Iyar
• Sivan
• Tammuz
• Av  fast of the fifth month
• Elul
• Tishri
• Kheshvan
• Kislev
• Tevet
• Shevat
• Adar I
• Adar Beit

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• Zekh 7.3-5 They inquired of the cohanim of the
  house of ADONI-Tzva'ot and the prophets, "Should
  we go into mourning and abstain from pleasure
  during the fifth month, as we have been doing for
  all these years?" It was then that this message
  came to me from ADONI-Tzva'ot "Speak to all the
  people of the land and to the cohanim. Tell them,
  You fasted and mourned in the fifthmonth

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• Mishnah (Taanit 46), five specific events
  occurred on the ninth of Av that warrant fasting
• The twelve spies sent by Moses to observe the
  land of Canaan returned from their mission. Ten
  spoke disparagingly about the land. The majority
  report caused Israel to panic and despair.

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•  Mishnah (Taanit 46
• The First Temple built by King Solomon and
  the Kingdom of Judah was destroyed by
  the Babylonians led by Nebuchadnezzar in 587
  BCE  and the Judeans were sent into
  the Babylonian exile. 
• The Second Temple was destroyed by the Romans in
  August 70 CE commencing the Jewish exile from the
  Holy Land.

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• The Romans crushed Bar Kokhba's revolt and
  destroyed the city of Betar, killing over 100,000
  Jews, on July 8, 132 CE
• Following the Bar Kokhba revolt, Roman commander
  Turnus Rufus plowed the site of the Temple and
  the surrounding area, in 133 CE.

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• 6. The episode of the Golden calf (17th of
  Tammuz) in which the Hebrews, after their exodus
  from Egypt, reintroduced idolatry as a form of
  spirituality
• 7. The First Crusade officially commenced on
  August 15, 1096 4856), killing 10,000 Jews in
  its first month and destroying Jewish communities
  in France and the Rhineland. A grand total of 1.2
  million Jews were killed by this crusade that
  started on the 9th of Av.

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• 8. The Jews expelled from England on July 18,
  1290
• 9. The Jews were expelled from France on July
  22,1306
• 10. The Jews expelled from Spain on July 31, 1492
  / 5252).
• 11. Germany entered World War I on August 12,
  1914 5674), which caused massive upheaval in
  European Jewry aftermath led to the Holocaust.

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• Julius Streicher (February 12, 1885  October
  16, 1946) was a prominent Nazi prior to and
  during World War II. He was the publisher of the
  Nazi Der Stürmer newspaper, which was to become a
  part of the Nazi propaganda machine. After the
  war, he was convicted of crimes against humanity
  and executed.

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(when asked to state his name) You know my
name well. Julius Streicher! (to the
hangman) Purim festival, 1946! 
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• The IDFs discovery of Hamass Rosh Hashana plot
  was the last straw for any Israeli leftists still
  harboring fantasies about picking up our marbles
  and going home. Hamass plan to use its tunnels
  to send hundreds of terrorists into multiple
  Israeli border communities and carry out a
  massacre of unprecedented scope, with the
  abduction of hostages to Gaza, was the rude
  awakening the Left had avoided since it pushed
  for Israels 2005 withdrawal from Gaza.

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• But then the telephone rang. And Obama told
  Netanyahu that Israel must lose. He wants an
  unconditional humanitarian cease-fire that will
  lead to a permanent one.And he wants it now.And
  by the way, the eventual terms of that cease-fire
  must include opening Hamas-controlled Gazas
  borders with Egypt and Israel and ending Israels
  maritime blockade of the Gaza coast.

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• Obama stepped in and dropped his bombshell,
  suggesting that hed only press the issue of
  Gazas disarmament in the context of a final
  status peace agreement between Israel and the
  Palestinian Authority.  

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• Gaza was supposed to be totally demilitarized.
  That is a Palestinian commitment signed on the
  White House lawn 20 years ago, Yuval Steinitz
  told CNN, noting that former President Bill
  Clinton and those involved at the time all
  recognized the necessity of disarming Gaza as a
  fundamental step toward peace.

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• That Obama is now using, and allowing the
  Palestinian Authority to use the militarization
  of Gaza as leverage against Israel is further
  proof to many Israelis that the American
  government cannot be trusted to honor or
  guarantee any agreement signed by the Jewish
  state.

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• This came from a friend of mine in Israel.
  Michael Wolf
• We went into Shujaiya, to discover and destroy
  the Hamas terrorist tunnels. We discovered there
  an entire underground city, with multi-shaft,
  wide tunnels, with Wi-Fi air-conditioning
  systems, concrete walls, and stocked to the
  ceiling with weapons and explosives. Some of the
  tunnels are so wide, that they can ride back and
  forwards on Vespa-type scooters. And then came
  the worst!

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• The Hamas fighters started sending towards us
  13- and 14-year-old Palestinian children, running
  at us, wearing explosive-laden suicide-bomber
  belts!! Those children were death-trapped, and
  became human bombs, by the communitys adults!!
  We were trained to fight adult soldiers or any
  other skilled adults, enabling us to defend our
  families and countrymen.

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• But this?? We had no other option but, in
  self-defense, to shoot them at as far a range
  from us as we could, before the responsible
  adult that sent them used his mobile phone to
  detonate the belts, and kill us. One of the
  injured soldiers ended up by saying, I do not
  know if Ill ever be able to sleep again the
  pictures of those poor children, killed by my
  gun, will probably never leave me!

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•  a quote of many years ago by Golda Meir, one of
  Israel's early leaders, which might have been
  said yesterday.
• "We can forgive the Arabs for killing our
  children," she said. "But we can never forgive
  them for forcing us to kill their children."

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• Since July 8, when the IDF launched Operation
  Protective Edge to stop Hamas and other Islamist
  terrorists from attacking Israeli population
  centers, a wave of antisemitism has overtaken
  Europe.
• Jews are pigs, protesters in Berlin shouted.

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• In the Parisian suburb of Sarcelles nicknamed
  Little Jerusalem for its large community of
  Sephardic Jews, dozens of youths raided shops and
  wrecked a funeral home as nearby protesters
  shouted profanity against Israel. Others raided a
  drugstore that caught fire.

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• Hours ago, antisemitic phrases were spray painted
  all over the Italian capital city of Rome,
  including Jews, the end is near, and more, all
  related to the situation in Gaza.
• Benjamin Albalas, president of the Jewish
  community of Greece, said delegitimization of the
  State of Israel was a first step toward the
  intimidation of the Jews right to live in their
  own home countries. (Jerusalem Post) 

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1. Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
2. His faithfulness in drudger or dread.

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?????? Kadesh (The Sanctification)

• Public Domain

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• Magnified and sanctified
• be His great name
• in the world
• which He has created
• according to His will.
• May He establish His kingdom during your life and
• during your days,

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• and cause His salvation to sprout, and bring near
  His Messiah, during the life of all the house of
  Israel,
• even speedily and at a near time.
• And all say, "A-mayn."

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• Let His great name be blessed forever and to all
  eternity.
• Ee-yov Job 121, Dan 220, Tehillim 1132
• Blessed, praised, and glorified, exalted,
  extolled, and honored, magnified, and lauded
• be the name of the Holy One,
• blessed be He

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• though He be high above all the blessings and
  hymns,
• praises and consolations,
• which are uttered in the world
• and all say, "A-mayn."

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• May there be abundant
• peace from heaven,
• and a happy life for us
• and for all Israel
• and all say, "A-mayn."

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• He who makes peace
• in His high places,
• Ee-yov Job 252
• may He in His mercy
• make peace for us
• and for all Israel
• and all say, "A-mayn."

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• ??????????? Yeet-ga-dal
• ????????????? V'yeet-ka-dash
• ??????? ??????. Sh'mayh ra-ba.
• Y'khezkel 3823, Ee-yov Job 121

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• ?????????? ???? ????? ???????????,
• B'al-ma dee v'ra kheer-u-tayh
• ??????????? ???????????
• V'yam-leekh mal-khu-tayh

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• ????????? ????????????
• V'yats-makh pur-ka-neh
• ?????????? ?????????
• Veey-ka-rayv M'shee-khay
• ????????????? ??????????????
• B'khi-yay-khon uv-yo-may-khon

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• ?????????? ????? ????? ??????????.
• uv-khi-yay d'khawl bayt Yees-ra-ayl
• ?????????? ????????? ??????
• B'ah-ga-la u-veez-man ka-reev
• Congregation
• ????????? ????? V'eem-ru a-mayn

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• ????? ??????? ?????? ????????
• ??????? ??????????? ?????????? ???????????...
• Y'hay sh'may ra-ba m'va-rakh
• Ee-yov Job 252, Dan 220
• L'a-lam ul-al-may al-may-a.
• Yeet ba-rakh.

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• Leader
• ??????????? ??????????????,
• Yeet-bar-akh v'yeesh-ta-bakh
• ???????????? ???????????? ?????????????
• V'yeet-pa-ar v'yeet-ro-mam
• V'yeet-na-say

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• ???????????? ???????????? ????????????
• v'yeet-ha-dar
• V'yeet-a-lay v'yeet-ha-lal
• ??????? ???????????
• Sh'may d'kud'sha
• Congregation
• ???????? ???? B'reekh hu

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• Leader
• ???????? ?????? ??????????
• L'ay-lah mee-kawl beer-kha-ta
• ???????????,
• V'shee-ra-ta

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• ?????????????? ???????????,
• Tush-b'kha-ta v'neh-kheh-ma-tah
• ??????????? ??????????,
• Da-a-mee-ran b'al-ma
• ????????? ?????
• V'eem'ru a-mayn

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• ????? ???????? ?????? ??? ?????????
• Y'hay sh'la-ma ra-ba meen shmi-ya
• ????????? ???????? ????? ???? ??????????,
• ????????? ?????
• v'khi-yeem a-lay-nu v'al kawl
• Yees-ra-ayl, v'eem'ru a-mayn.

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????? ???????Oseh shalom(Make Peace)

• Public Domain
• Based on Ee-yov Job 252

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• ????? ??????? ????????????
• ???? ???????? ???????? ????????
• O-seh sha-lom beem-ro-mav
• Hu ya-a-seh sha-lom a-lay-nu
• ????? ???? ??????????, ?????????, ?????????
  ?????
• V'al kawl Yis-ra-el, V'eem-ru,
• V'eem-ru, A-mayn repeat

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• ???????? ????????, ???????? ????????
• Ya-a-seh sha-lom. (x2)
• ???????? ???????? ????? ???? ??????????
• Sha-lom a-lay-nu,
• V'al kawl Yis-ra-el
• repeat all
• May He Who makes peace in the heavenlies (Eph.
  4 10)
• Make peace for us, and for all Israel. (Matt. 16
  19)

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• ????? ??????? ????????????
• ???? ???????? ???????? ????????
• O-seh sha-lom beem-ro-mav
• Hu ya-a-seh sha-lom a-lay-nu
• ????? ???? ??????????, ?????????, ?????????
  ?????
• V'al kawl Yis-ra-el, V'eem-ru,
• V'eem-ru, A-mayn repeat

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• Our faithfulness even in drudgery.
• His faithfulness in drudger or dread.
• 2nd Lt. Hadar Goldin